I Just Got Beat Up at a Mall
Well, technically, it was a massage, but it was the most vicious mauling I’ve ever endured from a body worker. She spoke no English, and launched such a ferocious non-stop melee on my person you’d think we were bitter enemies. At one point, I swear she got into a fighting stance and threw multiple full-on closed-fist punches at my legs. My entire body cringed under the assault and I just kept telling myself it would all be over soon. Finally, the session ended, and now I’m in her gang.
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